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The Classifications Of Underwear.

~why is it that some guys seem to not be able to call girls' underwear anything that doesnt sound hyped up. why do they have to call them things like 'panties'... like its some fantasy word. wat happened to the good ol' words like; undies, and gruts....oooh and Grundies!

~why do girls persist on wearing stupid g-strings. apparently having a wedgie all day is comfortable??! 5 seconds of a wedgie and it drives me mad! sum people are seriously weird. i mean wat are g-strings really? a werid shaped piece of material with elastic? and where do they really go?
are they outside tryna get in?? or inside tryna get out??!

~why do they seem to design undies so small these days? i thought their purpose was to keep stuff in. maybe we forgot the purpose of undies?

~since when was it fashionable to wear undies as togs??!!!! underwear is for UNDER-WEAR not over wear. just coz superman made it look ok.... doesnt mean it is!!!!! its not ok!!!

~and eww.... i thought the other purpose of a g-string was so it was descrete? why then do some people like to pull the sides up higher so it shows over the top of their pants or skirt -thats a even bigga wedgie! jees!

~wats up with those undies with words printed on their bums.... like "shopaholic" seriously... who really wants to read that? or is even gonna.

~have u seen those grannypants? thats all.

~why is it that any decent undies that can actually afford enough material to cover all ur bum, seem to mostly come in dumb colours? seems like u have 2 buy ones that dont cover everything if u want purdy undies. maybe its just where i shop. trying a new shop is too logical.

~ewwness wen people have a undie line and pants that dont hide it.

~if u are a wearing speedo togs and u cannot see the ocean, they are NOT togs. they are undies. if u are standing by the ocean and a truck passes between u and the ocean, for that moment that it passes and blocks the veiw of the ocean... THEY ARE UNDIES!!!!! undies undies undies togs togs undies.
just dont wear freaken speedo togs k?