Bright Oogledike

They Call Themselves
"The Rustlers"

These kids thought they were very kewl with their newspaper clothes, they were the new thing. The second tallest being about 8 years old, and the tallest about 9. Well... I'm the 8 year old... and my best friend Steff is the 9 year old. Steff's little brother is carrying the sword and my little sister in pink, she's younger than Steff's brother. Anyways, when we were little we used to always make newspaper clothes coz it was fun, this time we decided to walk from Steff's house... to mine which is about 5 minutes walk around the corner and down the road to my house.

I have the proof of the picture of us at my house, how embarrassing the stuff you do as kids lol. Walking down the street in newspaper clothes as people stare at you as you go, although we did get some smiles.

Thought i'd share this with you as it is a funny past time, a great moment...

Have a great day, morning, night :)

funne_girly

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Why I Don't Go Out 'Clubbing'

Well here it's more going to bars coz we don't have clubs...
but Saturday night went to see a freind and hang out with them that night, after 10pm waiting outside the backpackers where he was staying in the cold and rain, though under a roof but still freezing. 10 mins later...lol; we walked around a lot a bit, then finally went into a bar, lots of people all over town because of the UCI World mountain biking... people roaming the streets drunk, and lots of cops around. Anyways, where was I? oh yeah the bar...

We just stood in the bar entrance near the door near these older ladies after a while one came up to us and shook my friends ahnd and asked him where he was from, then shook mine, even shouting to her we couldn't hear each other... so loud there from the live band, but the band was awesome. She tried to get us to come over and dance, and she tried to dance with my friend it was funny lol, he didnt want to. Then my favourite, favourite song came on... "I Wanna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers" wohooo love that song, and in the second half before the dun dudnudndudndudndun dun bit they had swear words, it was all a good laugh. Oooh "ganstas paradise" is on radio now ... back to the bar.
We ended up leaving coz sore feet and my friend didn't like being hit on by the older lady.

We ended up going to a quiet bar at a flash hotel, I asked for a midori and sumthing but wasn't sure what... the barman suggested a drink so i said yes, didn't know you don't want to mix your drinks lol. Ah well after trying it and the barman seeing my face pineapple juice was added lol
was: Midori, Smirnoff Vodka, Contreau and Pineapple Juice, tasted really nice. We just chatted for a bit then later after walking around and seeing people walking fast away from the cops and paddy wagon lol.
Then he sat down with me and waited with me for my taxi, that I called at 12:50am and he left around just after 1am so he could make sure he got back into his room. I ended up waiting over 2 hours in the cold for a taxi, had a really drunk dodgey guy come and sit next to me putting his arm around me then pushing my head towards him so he could kiss me, I pushed him away, and after grabbing hold of my arm, he finally got up and left. Had a few more weird guys, but some nice ones just making sure I was okay. Anyway after thinking i'll never get home and someone getting into my taxi yet again, i got into it as well coz they realised it was for me, and I got home after 3am, then went home to sleep as much as I could before work in the morning. Didn't enjoy that night.

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Can I just say...
WOW!!!!

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Some funky kewl pics to add to this page....

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This poem was written by me in a bus on a high school trip,
it's not how I was feeling I was just writing stuff down to pass the time and this poem is what I ended up with...it's untitled coz couldn't think of a name.

Alone in a world
where life practically sucks
trapped there
cannot get out
a dark still world
where nothing matters anymore
a life that once was worth it
now seems so far out of reach.

Vague memories of past times
still float through my head,
although they're slowly fading away.
Thinking everyday
What if?
What if I didn't make a mess of my life?
Where would I be?
I wouldn't be here
in this good for nothing world
stuck and not in touch
of the world I once knew.

I want to leave
will you help me get out?
give me a chance?
a chance for freedom
and go back to the world I know.
Where things do matter
and people do care
to have a life that's worth it
with its up's and down's
a normal life like any others,
a life that is my own.


Written by: funne_girly (2003)

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Autumn
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Autumn is always pleasant
with an explosion of colour,
when the leaves fall off the trees
floating down to the ground,
to a keen gardeners rake
and piles leaves into mounds.

Walking through the leaves
they crunch and crackle underneath,
sitting under a tree,
look up and see
a beautiful, colourful, leaf covered tree.

There are many different beautiful colours,
the reds, the yellows, the oranges and browns,
gently swaying in the calm cool air,
ready to brighten up
yet another good year.
If this is what you like to do,
then Autumn time, is just right for you.


Written by: funne_girly (2001)

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Leaves
~~~~~

The leaves in the sky,
Float nearby,
Fluttering in the breeze,
Flying down from the trees,
Yellow, brown, orange and red,
Now straight, flat and dead.


Written by: funne_girly (2000)

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Pizza
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It's not very fun being a pizza,
Especially when they heat you up
And eat ya.
They bring their spice,
Which isn't very nice,
Then they bring their big trap...
Chomp! ah, now that's filled the gap.

Written by: funne_girly (1997)

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R0ses
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Blooming roses fill the air,
they smell so sweet,
they are so rare,
pink, yellow, peach and white,
nature is such a delight.

Written by: funne_girly (1997)

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A Hot Summer's Day

Walking down the street
the calm cool air slowly blowing wind, on my hair and over my face.
The breeze moving a wind chime on a house nearby.
The smooth jingling & clinking sound of the chimes hitting each other,
loud, yet peaceful.
The trees moving silently
not making any noise
with the hot sun breathing down on my neck.

The grass lush and green
and flowers all in bloom.
Slowly walking along the hot footpath,
looking over at the road.
The tarseal starting to melt and go into black liquid,
that slowly moves like black lava along the road,
in little ripples.

The smell of jasmine enters my mind,
fresh and sweet.
Slowly walking along the road
turning into a mirage as i look ahead.
Creeping into my mind that i'm in a desert,
Thinking that home is miles away,
when it's really just...
around the corner.

Written by: funne_girly
2003

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This is a very kewl pic that I like a lot just thought i'd share it with everone else


Have a GREAT night, morning, day!!!

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UCI World Mountain Bike Champs
Rotorua, New Zealand 2006

Rotorua, where I happen to live, awesome town... is holding the UCI World Mountain Bike Champs. Very kewl, a World event...in our town?
I'm with accreditation where we check for people in our system when they come in and provide them with their I.Ds or send them to get a photo done, which we also do. We use tiny little laptop computers that have a screen you can turn around and fold down, use a pen and get people to sign theur name on the screen; I've found out these are called a "tablet". Very awesome technology for Rotorua.

We had a Swiss camera with two of the people from there, shoved in our faces, it was a real... 'close up'. We also met some World Champs and New Zealand Champs from previous races, along with V.I.P's and other very well-known people from around the World; we even met the coaches from some of the teams.

The people of Rotorua are making our guests feel good by being their normal friendly selves. Even if the people from other countries can't understand us too well, they still enjoy themselves and have fun.

The opening ceremony was last night (Tuesday night in NZ) it was a Parade of the Nations, and it was also quite cold, cold for New Zealand anyways. All in all, it was really good apart from being numb from sitting on the concrete (i'd advise not to) and being too short, but oh well. There were tv cameras and the media, maori performers, speakers et al.

The ceremony took place outside a hotel known as 'Royal Lakeside Novotel' with lights and everything, and a small stage. I ended up standing right by a tv camera it was sooo kewl.
A great experience not to be missed.

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Mc Mac Attack

Last night, which would've been Friday night here, Steff & I went to maccas for dinner. We rang up first to make sure they were open, after finally getting through after about 3 attempts...they told us they were open till 1am; so that was good. We went to maccas and when we got there and walked in, saw the eating area being cleaned and a gate down. So apparently the seating area closes at 10pm... Somebody's Lying!!
We waited to be asked if we wanted to 'eat in'or 'takeaway' we never got the choice,takeaway, to the freezing cold outside. Your customers should be looked after, booting them out the door into the cold and left to eat food on the cold , that's just not kewl.

A while after us, came some sports teams from different countries they ended up eating their food in the waiting area inside, can't blame them. When I went to open my 'takeaway' dinner, I finally found my straw stuck under my burger, bent and a little squashed. Took a bit to taste my drink and some reforming of my straw, if it wasn't enough for them to send us out in the cold, they had to bend my straw?
I mean honestly... Could maccas service suck anymore?


That was another Mc Mac Attack moment
Disgruntled & Frustratingly Brought to you
By funne_girly
When at maccas ask them for a burger that looks like the picture... have a nice day:)

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A Poem...

Not written by me but I like it a lot.


Sky In The Pie

Waiter there's a sky in my pie,
Remove it at once if you please,
You can keep your incredible sunsets,
I ordered mincemeat and cheese.

I can't stand nightingales singing,
Or clouds all burnished with gold,
The whispering breeze is disturbing the peas,
And making my chips go all cold.

I don't care if the chef is an artist,
Whose canvases hang in the tate,
I want two veg and puff pastry,
Not the universe heaped on my plate.

Annonomus

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The Popsicle Lady...

This "lady" is made from an ice block stick...
Just sumthing to add to my blog.

Something funky, and random

Have an aweesoomee day...

funne_girly

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A Day in a Life of Me...Again


How exciting? probably not; ready for my dilema?
Ah well...here goes it...

I have been sick for 8 weeks now with a "cold" and seen the doctors 3 times, and had 3 different types of medication, all of them strong ones, that didnt help. I even got codeine to "supress my cough" it didn't supress it, it made me almost fall asleep in class! now that was a mission to stay awake I tell ya.
Each time I went to see the doctor when they asked me for my symptoms and I was telling them, they looked at me as if I were stoopid...

Today i saw the nurse in the morning before i got to see the doctor, and she said i had an ear infection, 3 hours later when I saw the doctor she said I didn't so I dunno.Aww man, now my other ear is starting to hurt, this sucks. I have lots of symptoms and so far they go and then come back and when they do, man do they fight me.
The doctor didn't tell me much today and i'm frustrated about this so i'm giving up on them, coz i've had enough, i'll go find another doctor...
You never know, maybe they WILL listen.

Have a Greeeaaat Daaay!!
From
funne_girly

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A Blonde Moment A Day...
Makes People Look At Me & Laugh

Laughter is uncontrollable...but only wen things are actually funny.

i was at steff's house a while back visiting her, and we were stroking her two kitties rasmus (a cute ginger stripey tigery kitty who thinks he's a dog coz he loves getting rubbed on his tummy), and bindi (a cute lil pure black kitty also known as bindi-moo and moo, who thinks shes a monkey and loves to climb up as high as she can newhere she is, and is also a master at openening bathroom cupboard doors).
as we were sitting there stroking and playing with steff's kittys i noticed there was a ginger hair on bindi (who is pure black), so .... yet again quoted quite notthinkingly "theres a hair on the cat".
at which point steff cracked up laughing..... as you would ... onacounta cats are covered in hair!!!
i really should try to be more specific when i tell people stuff.
i seem to get laughed at alot.

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Funne_Girly
Meow.

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Old Man Goes Funky Yuk
(and i dont mean like cheese)

I got promted in a chat room the other day to go and talk in a more private room with a certain person.
we got talking as ya do with the normal chit chat, then this guy started saying weird stuff that dumbfounded me.
he asked me stuff like 'had i been abused or molested as a child?' did i seem that screwed up? no!!
after telling him straight up "No" and asking why the hell he would ask me that, he started asking 'if i wanted to be'.
not your usual form of conversation. and it ended not long after that.
(haha the egg even tried to add me, and thankfully my messenger programme crashed... although he did keep trying)
there are some seriously demented people out there.
i recommend you stay away from old men like this one.... speshly if they smell like cheese!

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Hands McNot-go-there.

Me and Steff were at maccas the other day and were standing at one of the counters being served. we both happened to glance over at the lady serving the people next to us, and got the most disturbing view we have ever seen in a foodplace, let alone anywhere else. and definately dont wanna see again.
so this counter lady had said "hello" to her customers, then for reasons unknown her hands suddenly disappeared down the front of her pants.
wtf?! eww and wat and why and just eww! then she proceeded to act like nothing had happened and continued to serve her customers their food.
were me and steff going dilusional? we seemed to be the only ones in a fairly busy maccas to notice. eww. and why? *shudders*
sooo glad we didnt choose her to serve us!
thats just Nasty McYuk.
Nasty McYuk, McHandisdownherpantses, Mc Notnice-notniceatall.

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The Ladel Bike.
indeed.

k..... so steff is weird, and had a dream that she was riding down the road to see me on a "ladel bike". she described it to be like a soup ladel that u would find in a kitchen, with handle bars. the bowl part of the soup ladel somehow seemed to hover along close to the ground, with steff holding onto the handles, just casually driving down the street to see me.
apparently her "ladel bike" broke down (surprise, surprise!) and she had to ask if she could borrow a ladel from my mum to fix her "ladel bike".
Steff still maintains she is going to make me a miniature version of her "ladel bike" one day..... so apparently she is a crafty welder and a "ladel bike" mechanic. wooow!
i wish i had me one of them!! maybe me and steff could start a trend!
one man's kitchen utensil... is another weird woman's vehicle. oooook.

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The Classifications Of Underwear.

~why is it that some guys seem to not be able to call girls' underwear anything that doesnt sound hyped up. why do they have to call them things like 'panties'... like its some fantasy word. wat happened to the good ol' words like; undies, and gruts....oooh and Grundies!

~why do girls persist on wearing stupid g-strings. apparently having a wedgie all day is comfortable??! 5 seconds of a wedgie and it drives me mad! sum people are seriously weird. i mean wat are g-strings really? a werid shaped piece of material with elastic? and where do they really go?
are they outside tryna get in?? or inside tryna get out??!

~why do they seem to design undies so small these days? i thought their purpose was to keep stuff in. maybe we forgot the purpose of undies?

~since when was it fashionable to wear undies as togs??!!!! underwear is for UNDER-WEAR not over wear. just coz superman made it look ok.... doesnt mean it is!!!!! its not ok!!!

~and eww.... i thought the other purpose of a g-string was so it was descrete? why then do some people like to pull the sides up higher so it shows over the top of their pants or skirt -thats a even bigga wedgie! jees!

~wats up with those undies with words printed on their bums.... like "shopaholic" seriously... who really wants to read that? or is even gonna.

~have u seen those grannypants? thats all.

~why is it that any decent undies that can actually afford enough material to cover all ur bum, seem to mostly come in dumb colours? seems like u have 2 buy ones that dont cover everything if u want purdy undies. maybe its just where i shop. trying a new shop is too logical.

~ewwness wen people have a undie line and pants that dont hide it.

~if u are a wearing speedo togs and u cannot see the ocean, they are NOT togs. they are undies. if u are standing by the ocean and a truck passes between u and the ocean, for that moment that it passes and blocks the veiw of the ocean... THEY ARE UNDIES!!!!! undies undies undies togs togs undies.
just dont wear freaken speedo togs k?

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I Swear It Jumped Out & Bit Me.

True events that actually did happen. to me. funny and owey.

1. i tripped and tumbled down a flight of stairs and hit my head on every metal bar on the railing on the way down. maybe i have a magnet in my head? and then i got stuck inbetween 2 of them at the bottom. got butter?

2. i accidently stood on a hockey ball coming at me at speed during a game (instead of trying to stop it with my stick) and twisted my ankle... and then proceeded to play a 3 day tournament on it neway. sumhow that seemed to help. weird me.

3. i came across a hanging chain cordening off a driveway at school that we had to get over during a PE lesson (stupid PE).. and i decided to do wat everyone else was doing and jump over it like i was doing hurdles. unfortunately sum stupid dummyhead decided they would stand on it... the exact moment i was jumping it. sending me toppling forward... face first to the concrete. i dont like chains ne more.

4. i was playing twister at my bestest friends' (commonly known as "my friend" on this bloggy thing... she has a name. Steff... yea) birthday, and i guess the right hand on blue with the left leg on yellow wasnt workin' for me... coz i got really twisted and literally twised my right knee outta its socket (now thats comittment)
it caused me to have athroscopic knee surgery the following year. fun times. and i not like twister no more.

5. i went down the luge (kinda like go karting with nothing holding u in but u do have a helmet.... Thank God!) for my birthday with sum friends, and decided i was brave enuf to try the advanced track that had a huuuge hill that u jump off, fly for a bit, then go really really fast down till u feel like ur gonna crash!... not that i would know. onacounta i opted for a more scenic route. as in..... head first into the concrete track...... then rolled round and round and round down the hill.... hitting my head all the way...... till i stopped. that was 4 years ago, and i still have the scars to prove it. steff says it looks like a leech. i didnt like my birthday that year.

6. i fell up a flight of stairs. crazey but so easily done.

7. i fell down yet another flight of stairs, picked myself up, tried to regain wat was left of my dignity..... and proceeded to the next flight of stairs....where i had de ja vou and fell down them too.
i seem to be constantly at war with "the stairs" (gives a evil stare..grr)
i will win this battle! they may have started this fight... but i will win this war!!!!!

8. i seem to walk into doors alot. i swear they were open, yet when i try to walk through the doorway, the doors seem to always try and bite me. oww they hurt!... i must have a magnet for doors too.

9. i was at work, standing by a wall with my head down, reaching for something... and for sum reason i thought i could magically merge through a concrete wall with my head. so i kept walking closer as i reached for my item.... and realised..... walls do not come in peace.
the aliems mite..... but walls most certainly do not. Ouchey head.


10. i was at steff's house having one of those home made iceblock thingeeys (that u lick on a hot day) ...k... u know how wen u go skiing u dont lick the chairlift pole? and u know why rite? k... think that.... with me and my ice block... i seriously could NOT get my tongue off the damn iceblock. i was even trying to shake the damn thing off my tongue with no hands (like a dog wen he comes outta water and drys himself) i was pulling on it too... and my tongue was doing that cartooney thing how it stretches itself more than it looks like it should. steff was just pissing herself laughing. hmm...apparently if ur stuck to sumthing frozen pee helps....eww (shudders) bad thought bad thought!! i opted to just slowly let it defrost off my tongue in the sun. seemed more hygenic. wat a day.

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Verbal Diarrhea
When Words Attack

This little number is when my mouth thinks before i get time to. Random words seem to form on their own and find their way outta my mouth to say random things before i can realise what the hell im saying!

~there was a cherio in his pants.. no... more like a little brother of a cherio..... just a o.
~undies are just a piece of material with elastic. they hold ur gluteous maixmus..... or minimus if u need to eat.
~sumone needs to feed her!
~good times
~trees DO attack people... they are afta our carbondioxide i tell u.
~grass does NOT stop you when u are a rollerskating down a hill!!! yet...
trees do!..... speshly the way i landed... i think i scarred it for life. oopsey.
~actually it will be today. tomorrow. today. yesterday? today? actually it will be yesterday for everyone else. our yesterday...... know wat i mean?
~ass munch. can't be assed.

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A Blonde Moment A Day...
Makes People Look At Me & Laugh

Laughter Is Betta Than Drugs...M'Kay?

The Blonde Moment Of Today Issss....
when driving past a phone box, i noticed it was very isolated in the middle of a grassy section on the side of the road. so i quoted quite notthinkingly "thats a funny place to ring sumone"
....... yea i happened to be in a car full of people who laughed at me and said... "wat? a Phone box?"

.... i never really got to finish the rest of my sentence... im sure there was more logic..... sumwhere.

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Funne_Girly
ring ur mum for me. from a fone box......?

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These Boots Were Made for Kicking

On another day as we went to maccas (mcd's) there's a shoe shop next door with shelves outside, it has boots on it, just waiting for someone to knock them off. We saw a few people being attacked by these boots. The top shelf had a pair of boots that kept falling off, so people would have to keep putting them back on. and a while later... the bottom shelf started doing this too. A pair of boots would suddenly fall off the shelf embarrassing the person walking past and make them have to pick them up.
This happened a few times, even after we left maccas; there was even the pair of boots from the top shelf lying on the ground.

More on attacking things later
cyaz
funne_girly

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To Freeze Or Not To Freeze

Will people make up their minds about what they wear for winter?

Shorts with fingerless gloves and a warm top does not constitue as winter wear... or is that a new thing?

Shorts and a t-shirt? are you sure? maybe you can't feel anything anymore.

That's all for this bit
funne_girly

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Continuous Randomness After Lunch... Continued...

Hmm...sun, cold air, black sky with grey clouds rolling in, opera... what more could you want? Four walls...

Ooh it's the Barcelona song, i know the words I wont't sing it though and try not to lip sync it, oh dear too late; I'm in public... what am i doing?
Well this version is a bit different, bit more upbeat, but still has some opera in it , kinda contrasting the new with the opera, very kewl.

I bought two small trees that are made out of paper with colours on it , it grows... it's a MAGIC tree...lol; you just add the special water and presto u grow ur own colourful tree in a day!
Are you as shocked as I am?!
Didn't think so... I'm not either.

Must be cold, the ladies in business suits are walking fast in a hurry, or they're actually in a hurry. You remember the 'Clapping Busker' ? well two people are talking to him; he must be losing out on his money as those people talk to him.

Oh no, i think i'm running out of ideas to talk about and damn I think i missed my bus, guess i'll stay here and freeze for a bit longer then catch the next one..brrr it's cold. He's still clapping :) Ooh the clapping busker now has a harmonica...he sounds good. Bettera not type too much you guys might get bored. Made it to the bus got home with a huge headache.. great...

And that was Friday the 11th August
Proudly brought to you by...
Me :) aka funne_girly

Have the most excellent day ever all :D

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Continuous Randomness After Lunch

Just as we left lunch we walked past a busker, we thought it quite odd that he didnt have any musical instruments or something...then we realised he was clapping to a song he was singing. How can one walk past without laughing? Well let me tell you it was quite hard, after walking past we couldn't hold it in any longer and we just cracked up laughing. Other people were doing it too, but they showed more not -able-to-hide it faces, so it wasn't just us.

Well I said good bye to my friend and told her that i'd see her later tonight, and went on my merry way down the streets (as if hahaha) yeah nah just went cruising down the streets on my wae wae express (also known as legs). After a while I find myself sitting somewhere quite nice, supposedly the centre of town, with wooden chairs and sails over the top; with an information building with some police in it.

Here at the 'City Focus' they now have opera music playing so that the younger people won't hang around as much and get into mischief (not all younger people, just some). The music is really nice, I could sit here for hours, although poeple keep staring at me and almost walking on me; ah well should be used to that by now. There's a small congregation of young people behind me but have quietened down now, well sorta. The music overpowers them anyway, hmm it's getting a bit cold now, the people behind me just left...So.. yup my hands are going numb as I write this stuff down; wohoo the sun! I'm writing it down first because my memory sucks, it happens
Ooh I like this song, yes it's an opera song, and yes you may find me weird...Ah well...It Happens.

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Randomness At Lunch...

My friend and I finally got to lunch, where we went to maccas; it was busy, we saw my friend at the counter so went to her, we ordered eat in meal, but then noticed no seats left so we asked for a take away... then we saw seat so had eat in, then the table went so we just asked for a take away coz then if we found a chair we'd sit down. My friend serving us didn't mind, she asked if we found anything, which we managed to, one by the toilets...yummy....not. So we sat there and waited for others to move so we could and yay we got to so that was good. As we were sitting there I said to my friend that we had to watch a certain movie that we love and havn't seen in ages...my friend suddenly said that she knew which one I was talking about... and after a few questions about what each of us were thinking without saying any major clues, it was infact the same movie. The one with Tom Green... who says things like:

"Look at my hooves"
"I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man"

Excellent movie, a lot of laughs, some grossness and a whole lotta humour...

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Interesting Names

I was waiting for my friend to finish what she was doing at the time at work, so we could go to lunch, and she was just given an order for kids names to be put on stuff.
Two of the names on the list were pretty random, well for a kid.

The names were:

Crucifix & Mystic

What are there parent's names?
Lucifer and a name of a wine or something?

Peace Out
funne_girly

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A Blonde Moment a Day...
Makes People Look at Me and Laugh...

.Ha Ha HaHa Ha.
Coz Laughter is by far the most fabtastulistic medicine ever!!

Blonde Moment of Today is:

Looking at a bowl full of potato chips with a small crack in the side of the bowl...

"Look there's a chip in the bowl"

I was implying the crack in the bowl but obviously other people thought otherwise and ended up crying tears of laughter...I have that effect on people sometimes...

This Blonde Moment was uniquely brought to you by funne_girly
Have a nice day :)

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A Day in a Life of Me...

Hmm...well today being Wednesday, that's right New Zealand is ahead of the World...
Anyways, an interesting class trip to a luxury lodge, man it was flash!
(flash meaning, upmarket, posh etc)
and whoaa, at least $1400(NZ) a night daang.
But the tour was great, nice area to relax in; went in on a class tour, came out with a job application form...sweet!
Classes can be quite interesting when people who are... helping you implement the theories and analyse and interpret information to further your knowledge in the area(as said in a posh voice, that is not my own:P) and they tell you to be quiet when just asked a question by them and you give the right answer, and they go to someone else, how rude. lol
Ah well I spose (suppose) that's what makes the class intermeresting and keeps you awake. We ended up working on our assignment for that class, time well spent.
Hmm... what else? felt more awake in the last class of the day, yay...
had to get the bus home, well to town, at the bustop i met a girl i'd seen around at lunch she smiled at me then we started talking which was nice, i'm sure i've seen her somewhere before, (before lunch today).
Ended the day talking on the net to my good friends overseas :)
I should be working on my assignment that I worked on in class time shh..lol....I was so determined ah well.

Another day another random moment ...
TTYAL (talk to you all later)
Funne_Girly

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Ever Wonder....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Have You Ever Wondered?...


*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

*Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

*Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

*Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

*Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

*Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

*Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

*Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

*What is the speed of darkness?

*Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at The Special Olympics?

*If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

*If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

*If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

*If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

*Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

*If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

*Can you cry under water?

*What level of importance must a person have , before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

*If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?

*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

*Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.

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You knew you grew up in the 80 s or early 90 s when...

1.You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE"

2. You watched the Pound Puppies.

3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair" ..and can do the"Carlton".

4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.

5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.

6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.

7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom

8. Two words: Hammer Pants

9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"

10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect.

11. You can sing the entire theme song to "DuckTales " (Woo ooh!)

12. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles " on the big screen...and still know the turtles name.

15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

16. You played the game "MASH " (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)

17. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it

18. L.A. Gear... need I say more?

19. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing " and all the Ramona books.

20. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"

21. You wanted to be a Goonie.

22. You ever wore fluorescent clothing.

23. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.

24. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

25. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pail Kids in the schoolyard.

26. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

27. You still get the urge to say "NOT " after every sentence.

28. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.

29. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.

30. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up.

31. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

32. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (and like #24, probably in neon colors, too

33. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

34. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up."

35. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.

36. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.

37. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

38. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.

39. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.

40. You remember Popples.

41.You know the song "Don't worry, be happy"

42. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.

43. You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do... getting yelled at by "younger hip" members of the family)

44. You remember boom boxes... and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.

45. You remember watching both "Gremlins " movies.

46. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"

47. You remember watching "Rainbow Bright" and "My Little Pony Tales"

48. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.

49. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

50. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB".

51. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell," The ORIGINAL class.

52. You just sang those words to yourself.

53. You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.

54. Homemade Levi shorts... (the shorter the better).

55. You remember when mullets were cool!

56. You had a mullet!

57. You still sing "We are the World"

58. You tight rolled your jeans.

59. You owned a banana clip.

60. You remember "Where's the Beef?"

61. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' about Willis?" -

62. You had big hair and you knew how to use it.

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...Just Some Random Things...

1. A Day Without Sunshine is Like, Night.

2. On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers..

3. I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn't Familiar Territory.

4. 42.7% Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.

5. Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Which Is Why Some People Appear Bright
Until You Hear Them Speak.

6. I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.

7. Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.

8. Remember, Half The People You Know Are Below Average.

9. He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest.

10. Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.

11. The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.

12. I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.

13. Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.

14. Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7 Of Your Week.

15. A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory.

16. Change Is Inevitable, Except From Vending Machines.

17. Get A New Car For Your Spouse. It'll Be A Great Trade!

18. Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.

19. Always Try To Be Modest, And Be Proud Of It!

20. If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Missing ACouple Of Payments.


21. How Many Of You Believe In Psycho-Kinesis? Raise My Hand.

22 . Ok,.... So What's The Speed Of Dark?

23. How Do You Tell When You're Out Of Invisible Ink?

24. If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously Overlooked
Something.

25. When Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane.

26. Hard Work May Pay Off In The Future. Laziness Pays Off Now.

27. Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Do Not Have Film.

28. If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

29. How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges?

30. Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Do Not Get Sucked Into Jet Engines.

31. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

32. I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out.

33. I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I MadeYour Horn Louder.

34. Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name?

35. Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering What Happened.

36. Just Remember - If The World Did Not Suck, We Would All Fall Off

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20 Ways to Promote Healthy Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
Its Called therapy

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A few good quotes:

"BE YOURSELF...NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS"


"THE GREATEST PLEASURE IN LIFE IS DOING WHAT PEOPLE SAY YOU CANNOT DO"


"LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP ARE THE GREATEST THINGS IN LIFE"

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Now I know everyone has seen some pretty weird or crazy driving/ driving styles in their lives, some quite stupid. Well I have another one to add to the collection that is a bit funny.

One day, as I was walking past maccas (mcdonalds)a car was waiting to turn, the only thing was their indicater was to turn right. If you turn right you drive into oncoming traffic,there's also a low concrete median in the middle of the road the splits each side(just so you know). Anyway I hung around to see what the driver was going to do... and sure enough they turned right, oh damn... I'm sure the driver was thinking, 'now why across the intersection from me are ther cars facing me?' oh dear!

So the next thing they did was quickly drove over the concrete median, missing the traffic light pole, angled a bit crooked and waited at the lights as if nothing happened.
I think they'll remeber not to turn right out of maccas again

And the reason for concrete medians? drive right over the top.

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One day as I was sitting outside one of the old museums, that has lots of bowling greens before the actual museum, as well as a walkway straight down the middle and around the gardens where I live. I was watching a large group of tourists get out of their bus all with cameras in their hands and looking very excited. They slowly walked over to the grass infront of the museum that you are not meant to walk on because its a croquet field... and stood in the middle of it, one person was taking a photo of them. About a minute later another tourist came up to the person who was having the photo of them taken and lying on the grass in a weird position taking a pic of them. So now, the original photographer was taking a picture of someone taking a picture of the lady he was photographing.

But wait... theres more, another minute later another tourist went up to the man on the grass, taking a picture of him,who was taking a picture of the lady. Which meant that the original photographer was taking a picture of a lady,who was taking a photo of a man on the grass, taking a picture of a lady being photographed by him.

Whew, does that make sense? I hope its not too hard, but just imagine if I had a camera? That's a lot of people in a photo taking a photo.

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Heeey all!!

Well...this is my new blog, new meaning i've never done a blog before and I bet you're wondering what the name "bright oogledike" means...
bright is because I am into really BRIGHT colours... and oogledike is a name my friend and i use from a little animal type, weird looking, random thing. This blog is basically aimed at being random, weird, kewl, funky, and fabtastulistic. (I know, I know it's not a word from the dictionary) But that's what may make this blog interesting, either that or turn people away...I hope not. Hope you all enjoy reading this blog.

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